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Oh I HATE my Job

As I sit here in my cubicle, I can’t help but think about how much I hate my job. It’s not just the work itself, which is mind-numbingly boring, or the endless meetings, which feel like a form of torture. No, it’s everything about this place that drives me insane.

First of all, let’s talk about the weather. It’s hot and humid all year round, which means that every time I step outside, I’m instantly drenched in sweat. It’s like walking into a sauna, except I’m fully clothed and not enjoying it. And don’t even get me started on the constant rain. I feel like I need a kayak to get to work sometimes.

Then there’s the food. Don’t get me wrong, I love Singaporean cuisine, but when you’re forced to eat at the same hawker center every day, it starts to lose its appeal. And don’t even think about bringing your own lunch, because the smell will linger in your cubicle for days.

Speaking of cubicles, let’s talk about the office itself. It’s like a maze of fluorescent lights and beige walls, with no personality whatsoever. And don’t even get me started on the open-plan layout, which means that every time someone sneezes or clears their throat, the whole office can hear it. It’s like living in a fishbowl, except the fish are all miserable. My cubicle is like a prison cell, except worse, because I’m expected to be productive while I’m trapped in there. I can hear my co-workers’ conversations through the flimsy walls, and I swear they’re all trying to outdo each other in a race to be the most boring. If I have to listen to one more discussion about the weather, I might just jump out of the window.

And don’t get me started on the endless meetings. There’s always some pointless gathering to discuss “strategies” or “synergies” or some other corporate buzzword that means nothing. I’m pretty sure that half of the attendees are just there to escape their own cubicles for a little while.

Then there’s the work itself. It’s mind-numbingly repetitive, and I feel like a robot doing the same thing over and over again. I can’t even remember what I did yesterday, let alone last week.

And the deadlines! They’re always looming over my head, like a dark cloud of impending doom. I can’t even go to the bathroom without feeling guilty that I’m not working on something. It’s like the company wants me to have a urinary tract infection.

But the worst part? The dress code. I have to wear business attire every day, even though I’m just sitting in a cubicle. I feel like I’m in a time warp back to the 1950s. And don’t even get me started on the uncomfortable shoes.

It’s like a never-ending cycle of misery, with no end in sight. But hey, at least I can take solace in the fact that I’m not alone. There are millions of other people out there who hate their jobs just as much as I do. So let’s raise a glass of teh tarik to our misery, and hope that someday, we can all escape this cubicle hell.

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